Can't Cry Anymore -- by Aris Merquoni.

The Last Command -- by Jay Ramsperger.

With Apologies and Condolances to J.R.R. Tolkien -- by Paul DeSanto.

The Juicer Chronicles: Prelude -- by KillJoy Tseng.

Lamentations Over a Traveller's Cup of Coffee -- by White Star 2.

Waiter! Reality Check, Please! -- by Meethos Tynivinar. (Note: Said author has retconned this account of his character's origin.)

Overnight Insanity -- by Ted "Arsenal" Brock.

Banned From Chi-Town Ev'ryone -- by Aris Merquoni. Although technically a song and not a story, it fits. ;)