Season One

Episode 1: Another Unexpected Party

Steve: "Vander, Malik, all things being equal, I'd sooner have a Juicer than someone who is just plain juiced."

Episode 2: At The Inn Of The Reluctant VW Bug

* Sergio eyes the Water Cannon. "What's that for, hombre?"
Trent: *to Sergio* "Vampires."

Episode 3: Monkeys Violating The Heavenly Temple (pt. 1)

Vander: "AH! Me Hog! They banged up me Hog! It's ruined beyond repair! I'll kill 'em! I'll kil 'em all! First, I'll start with their bloody kneecaps, then their elbows! Then I'll work me way up their legs with a rusty spork! THEY HURET MY BIKE!!!"

Episode 4: Monkeys Violating The Heavenly Temple (pt. 2)

Kasia: "You prolly were set down by a tornado. Don't worry, though we might have some problems finding ruby slippers your size, we'll getcha back home when hell freezes over."

Episode 5: Tenting Tonight On The Old Tenting Grounds

* Malik shies away from the sushi, muttering something about "unamerican foods"
Vander: *to Malik* "Then I guess ye wopn't be havin' no BRITISH food neither!"
Malik: "Shut up, Shorty. We Americans invented fried fish."

Episode 6: The Border

Kasia: "I knew this guy had no taste, but NEON PLAID?"

GM: hrrm... does duct tape add to the MDC of the armor?

Episode 7: Law and Order, Justice and Mercy

Kasia: "What the HELL do you think you're doing?"
Ru`ach: "Ummm... Ummm... Pinching his butt?"

Episode 8: Saddling Up

* Kasia sighs. "Good. I've had a bad day. Eating a psion with PMS isn't a good idea. Just to let you know."

Episode 9: A Titan's Grave

Steve: *to Malik* "Look at this way: I'm Confidence, you're Paranoia, and you've been doing a good job in not getting any of us killed."
* Malik shrugs. "Paranoia, eh? Well, as long as I still get to shoot something, it's fine by me."

Episode 10: A View From The Ramparts

* Kasia . o O (I'm not *that* eager to learn about magic. I'd sooner ask Malik.)

Episode 11: On The Lone Prairie

* Raenar grabs his lighter. heats up a hotdog.
* bonfire [ooc] He's not gonna smoke that hot dog, is he?

Episode 12: High Noon In Ixzotz

* Bullwright laughs. "This is the day I was created for! Let it be remembered that today, the Vampire Intelligence died! *FORWARD!*"
* N`Mor grumbles. "All of you should be glad this annoying voice is in my head rather than your ears."

Episode 13: Necessary Precautions

* Kasia chuckles. "All of humanities problems are just silly little nonsensical details that can be worked out over ice cream. Kiss me again?"

Episode 14: There And Back Again

* Sergio squints at the sun. "I swear to god I'm not gonna drink again for a while. Waitress give me a beer."

Episode 15: But Loyal To His Own

Steve: *to Kasia* "Then again, circumstances in my life taught me to trust in God, but keep the _Plow_ secured and one hand on my gun."

Season Two

Episode 1: The Lost Patrol

Trent: "Don't surrender. Please. Give me an excuse to kill you all."

Episode 2: Menacing Images

* Anya picks up the radio. "*radioed* The Juicer is suicidal. Let him be."
N`Mor: "*radioed* But does he need to take us with him?"

Episode 3: Welcome To My Nightmare

Steve: "Stand easy, son. I'm not the Pope, John Wayne, or Emperor Prosek."

Episode 4: Meditations On The Abyss

Steve: "I think I speak for the 'druggie' here when I say that me and him would storm the gates of Hell with a bucket of water to get our friends back. Coffee, please."
* Trent chuckles. "Bucket hell, a can of soda even."

Episode 5: Whatever Happened to Ru-Chan

* Ru`ach . o O (There's nothing to fear but fear itself. There's nothing to fear but fear itself. There's--ah, hell! I'm sure whoever said that died soon after!)

Episode 6: In the Best of All Possible Worlds

Steve: "You mentioned a girl... do you have any idea what she sounded like? Was she speaking in Japanese or Hebrew?"
Vander: "Did it sound anything like [repeats something he heard Ru say in Hebrew]?"
Ru`ach: [OOC] Vander! Watch your mouth!

Episode 7: Connections

Vander: "Lemme explain to you about military men, kid! Steve thinks in terms of group survival. That means he ain't gonna consider his social life until everyone's safe. Somebody dies or gets hurt on his watch, he feels responsible. Your acting like a farking wombat in heat with termites up her shorts ain't helping!"

Episode 8: Walking the Dreamscape

Anya: *upon seeing Trent covered in dried cement* "You're supposed to write your initials in the concrete, not put your face in it..."

Episode 9: Downtime

* Kasia sighs. "Sheesh. You know, I haven't actually made any honest money since... ... Come to think of it, I don't think I've *ever* made any honest money."

Episode 10: Closing the Deal

Steve: *to Kasia* "What's wrong? You look like you got into Vix's stash."

Episode 11: On the Road Again, Part 1

* Rick points to different displays. "This one shows how fast we're going, this one shows in what direction we're going..."
* Vix cuts Rick off... "And this one shows the average IQ of our passenger. Notice how low it is, presently."

Episode 12: On the Road Again, Part 2

* Kasia starts humming... "In twennysommat-fourteen we took a little trip... Ay-long with Cap'n Mitchell 'long the mighty Mississip... we took along some big guns and a stolen APC... and we brought some Coalition scum a bunch of mis-er-y!"
SteveM: *to Kasia as an aside* "Now all we need are a bunch of redcoats to hang on the deadboys and a TW riverboat.

Episode 13: Crossing the River

SteveM: *muttered when he gets news of Anya's cut* "Remind me to get a full-time shrink for this outfit."
Kasia: "Or a chaiplan? I guess Vix doesn't really qualify for that one."
SteveM: "Unless your idea of sacred services involves a great deal of ... medicinal herbs."

Episode 14: Meanwhile, Back At the Ranch

* Chadrick shakes his head a few times. "Honestly, I *don't* know how he managed to pour the acid into the cast. Maybe that last crack was a bit too much... you can never tell with some of those Crazies."
Jalil: "I have been telling you to be careful for several months now, Chadrick. I am feeling that you are reckless."

Episode 15: Snowblind

* SteveM sees the explosion. "Remind me to never let you start up a charcoal grill, 'Dith."

Episode 16: The Battle of Aeralon

* Vix hears an explosion, winces. . o ( Goddess, receive this dirty rat bastard into the arms of.. oh, screw it. Burn the motherfucker. )

Episode 17: Ports of Call

Issachar: "If food was made of cow, why not just call it cooked cow on a bun?"

Episode 18: Into Darkness, Into Light

Anya: "Stay out of this!"
Will: "Can't. Staying out would be a tad fatal, honey."

Season Three

Episode 1: WNSC Rocks!

*Will counts to himself: "Ru's hitting the town, Chad's hitting on Ru, Trent's hitting a tank, Anya's hitting a funk, and I'm going to calm down by hitting the books."

Episode 2: Love and Death

Chadrick: "Look, uh, before you kill me, I'd like you to know that I did nothing. Illegal, that is. I mean, I got her drinks, but she was already drunk, I mean, free beer at the party at all, I mean, I'm sorry, I-uh-I-uh-I-uh- I didn't touch her please God have mercy!"

Episode 3: The Return of Malik

Vix: "Didn't I say this would turn into some weird shit, man?"

Episode 4: Wings and Cyclones Don't Mix

Episode 5: "Vegetables Are People Too!"

Episode 6: A Bad Penny Always Lands on Tails

Tyler: "Okay, we are now the proud owners of a 40 ft tall robot of mass destruction. Who's for tequila?"

Episode 7: Girls' Night Out

Asmor: "Aengaela, I need to talk to you."
Aengaela: "What for? If it's about the stink bomb at breakfast, I swear, that was Tyler's doing."

Episode 8:

Anya: "Aye aye, Pilot Will, we're underway, and Mission Commander Kasia is arguing with Relief Pilot Ru, situation normal, sir!"