*** Log file opened: 5/15/99 9:14:41 PM Arsenal` [~tabrock@cs3-5.ban.ptd.net] has joined #Rifts You are now known as Arsenal Maeryn [Amiga@nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net] has joined #Rifts boo boo, fellow GM Ars.. yer still the GM tonight? yeah... at least, at the start. cool.. I could wing it if I had to but that gives me another week to read up on some stuff *nod* I've got the beginning figured out though okay... but let's give the team a little "down time" after this, 'k? you mean take a couple weeks off? no... let's not jump from tonight's session into whatever you have planned, 'k? ah.. well.. they'll get down time until they meet up with Reed whereever that is Hrrm... and then after the first bit, there's s'more down time right now, Reed's somewhere between Newtown and Worth. those on a map anywhere? Worth == Ft. Worth I know.. somewhere in TX.. dunno where Newtown is in relation to it Newtown ~= Ft. Smith, Arkansas enh.. don't know where that is either picked up another book today :) junction of the Arkansas and Poteau Rivers without a map I'm still lost you have any ideas about how to get the team to Reed or Reed to the team? Newtown is on the border with Oklahoma, about halfway up that would be pretty close to TX then? *nod* Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has joined #Rifts 'lo Trent boo Trent Arsenal prods the dwagon... wakeup does that work? Hello, and good evening, or something like that. *shrug* dunno ay, Juicer oh, KJ.... what's Trent's view on Momma's Boys? Trent prods the dwagon with his chainsaw...wake up. Maeryn aways for a bit Trent: beware Mae... she's our next GM... Ars: Depends on the person. O_o hrrm... cause after this, I'm bringing in a Crazy Private Eye Ah, I see. *shrug* Well, if Trent can carry on a semi-rational conversation, he probably won't shoot first. ;) heh well, Reed's mostly coherant. MacRae [fnord@dialpool0356-pri.voicenet.com] has joined #Rifts moo MacRae is now known as Vix moo "Thank Athena for Direct Deposit." :) 'lo, Vix-type person. Vix murders people who can't comprehend standard HTML links, and make aaiiIEeee open another window for the page. *whapwhapwhapwhapwhap* Good lord. It's another one. These people are deranged. WhtStar2 [whtstar2@p216.amax10.dialup.sjc1.flash.net] has joined #Rifts http://www.collectoronline.com/CJCA/ 'lo Ship *twitch* 'lo, WS2 WhtStar2 is now known as Ru`ach 'lo WS2 Ru: I got Fed of Magic in the mail today... which spell were you looking at? Trent grins. Nifty stuff FoM has. Ars: a few. *grabs book* Ru`ach jumps up 'n down a few times on her way to grab the book. now, I got it today with a few other books, so I haven't gotten to read through it all yet Trent wonders if he got any XP at all last session, doubts it. trent: lemme check Trent: nope. :P he didn't do much last session... it was a slow point night. Trent grumbles, sighs. I'm 65 points from leveling. Ah well. Ars: What other books did you get? Coalition War Campaign, England, and Mindwerks Ars: did Ru get any XP, and did you give 'em to me? Ah, fun. I was just looking at CWC over at my friend's house. Ru: you received 150, and I don't think I gave it to you yet. (Well, CWC, FoM, and a few others, but I digress) ok. Shadur sets mode: +o Arsenal Shadur sets mode: +o Maeryn Ars: spells... Cleanse, Manipulate Objects, Shatter, Throwing Stones, Light Healing, Light Target *evil grin*, and one that I can't find at the moment, and I'm starting to doubt it's L<5. Shadur sets mode: +o Ru`ach Shadur sets mode: +o Trent Shadur sets mode: +o Vix mooo Ru: Annihilation? >;] Psyscape, Mercs, and Mechanoids are on back order Trent: %) Shadur thinks he's already gotten his Shadur is now known as Ch`Dith I'll be giving a rundown later just in case people didn't get XP written down i have all my points so far, since I didn't get any last session. Trent: you read last session's log yet? Arsenal changes topic to "Tonight is the Season Opener for Rifts, Season Two" Ja, unless you had a session last week. nope... We didn't IIRC wait... so I did get my XPs.. a few people were on, but the game went kaput the show was on reruns that day. :) *blink* reruns? *chuckle* Hobbitstomping Highlights? Ch: I wish... Trent shrugs. At least it wasn't a bar scene like that one time... btw, we'll prolly be short one hobbit, and "Panzerboy" will be in late. Whee. *chuckle* 'course IIRC, we're dealing with the rest of us tonight. *nod* We could do a bar scene.... telos [~telosphil@DLL2B303-46.splitrock.net] has joined #Rifts mew Trent sets mode: +o telos Ars: Hey, what *is* On The Road to Lonestar? Wastelands? 'lo, tel Vix: pretty much. allos you ate a mutant dandelion last session. :) 'lo Tel... ready for yer #rifts debut as Kasia's stand-in? i guess ohyeah.... da dwagin needed to be in Pasadena tonight. Ars: Yeah. I know. Vix is on a Bad Trip. :) tel: It could be worse. Steve could be with the rest of us. Ru`ach looks at FoM. Blinks. Trys to decide whether to laugh or apply head to wall. Ru: what? Arsenal ponders who got left behind at Del Rio... Ars: It's the 1st spell in L2. :) *giggle* telos is now known as Kasia Trent, Kasia, Ru, N`Mor, Ch`Dith, and Mae, IIRC... here goes nothign ohyeah... and Anya And Sergio, IIRC... speaking of which, is Rae showing up? Malik's out of the picture *THANK ATHENA!* *chuckle* Ru: Sergio's at Lone Star ok. and I dunno if he will or not brb Ars: I thought the rest of us were going to Ft. Worth and, IIRC, Ru was given the job of finding a trailer for N`Mor's rig. Trent: you are... but the team split in Del Rio Oh. *foreheadsmack* Hadn't we already been in Ft. Worth? Ch: nope... Worth is too far north... ohwait, that was Ft. Reid yer thinking of Ft. Reid b N`Mor [darkside@cz-cblk-150-16-30.cyberzone.net] has joined #Rifts Arsenal will bbiab... 'lo Bovine Ars: she went, sold stuff, came back, and didn't go nowhere yet, I think. Arsenal sets mode: +o N`Mor Vix is tripping in the desert! %) You are now known as Ars_AFK Hello N`Mor 'lo, N`Mor hello, O Bovine One. *El 4AM Chunder* N`Mor doesn't think Mae is gonna be with us tonight. Ru`ach eyes the Israeli chocolate sitting right in front of her. Must... Wait... Trent idly wonders who we're going to beat on since the runt isn't here. Vix is now known as StandInRu Ru`ach hides. StandInRu is now known as TempRunt There! Kill me! okay. :) Trent chuckles, brains the Temporary Runt with a truck. Ch`Dith moos 'lo, Ch`D Kasia watches the princess try to eat her neglige will brb Ru`ach counts the reasons Aris will have to kill her when she returns tomorrow. Aiies! Trent eyebrowraises You. Don't. Want. To. Know. ;) Kasia is back Trent shrugs, probably does, but is willing to drop it. sorry bout that Trent: thanks. Let's just say it involves cute guys and interesting comments. ;) Mayhap comments Aris made and didn't want publicly known... esp not to said cute guys? That, and comments I made to said cute guys' faces, and jokes I made at her... Ch`Dith roasts another CD Trent chuckles You are One Dead Ship/Walker, y'know that? Yep. :) You are now known as Arsenal 're, Ars okay, we have everyone here that's currently sitting in Del Rio? *blink* Methinks so. Maeryn is here now so's I can list XP from last session... Steve: 275 Vander: 275 Trent: 0 :P N`Mor: 125 Kasia: 125 Ru`ach: 150 Ch`Dith: 375 Maeryn: 125 Anya: 125 Vix: 125 Malik: 200 Sergio: 100 okay... Anya's !hereyet o/~ Why can't the English learn to / Set a good example to people whose English / Is painful to your ears / (the Scots and the Irish leave you close to tears) / There even are places where English completely disapperes / (In America they haven't used it for years!) o/~ >%) hrrm... we should wait for kats... Arsenal watches the cat play with his D100 :) Maeryn ponders napping til it's time Kasia returns to the fine art of massage waiting for this to get started o/~ In France every Frenchman knows his language from A to Z / (The French never care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it properly o/~ +) *chuckle* Heeeee. sadly that is true well, commence the TempRunt stomping. You are now known as Reed_S Anya [katster@wasteland.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #Rifts Lookime! Ah'm annoyin'! moo. 'lo, Anya Trent sets mode: +o Anya Reed_S decapitates the Runt with his Zweihander TempRunt dances around, shouting "Oy!" *gurk* o/~ Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of southern lightning / The Hebrews learn it backwards, which is absolutely fright'ning o/~ >%) nap helped much, but I may still be a bit out of it. Trent starts laughing, jumps up and down on the TempRunt. 'lo Anya Oyoyoyoy! Kasia palipitates his heart into an unusual rythm triggerin a heart attack in the runt Ay, Anya! Anya: I hand you XP for last session. ? 125, right? *nod* Trent pulls out a plama grenade, shoves it into the runt's mouth and pulls the pin. Okay... Reed_S tosses a plaidsma grenade down the runt's pants brb Ars.. if I fall asleep.. assume Mae had a sudden hunger and disappeared to hunt ;) Mae: *nod* TempRunt 's pants inflate, a la Toast Man! You are now known as Arsenal Kasia makes TempRunt uncomfortable by making various parts of his body very warm POWDERED TOOOOAST MAN! okay, we ready? Yep. TempRunt is now known as Vix Arsenal sets mode: -oooooo Anya Ch`Dith Kasia Maeryn N`Mor Ru`ach Arsenal sets mode: -oo Vix Trent Ja okay... da sher Maeryn digs her teeth into the runt.. okay I'm ready now :) Dwagon is Go Flight. the following members are outside Del Rio: Trent, Anya, Ch`Dith, N`Mor, Ru, and Kasia *nod* *smirk* *nod* roit *blink* Where's Mae? Ru has been asked by Trent (last session) to find a trailer for N`Mor's rig. What about...what she said. Ars.. I'm still wandering back from tormenting Sergio? Ru: Mae's currently en route back to Del Rio, IIRC... okay. Ru`ach goes off to find a trailer, then? go Ru`ach goes off to find a trailer. And find... what? Trent checks the fuel gauge on his bike, finds it lacking. Vix starts running around in small circles screaming at something, trips over a rock, and passes out. Vix: %) Kasia watches quietly all of the above ooc hehe "Hey N'Mor, I'm going to go get some gas" Maeryn pokes the cow.. pass my charsheet to Ars for me? ooc bright light? Well, now Vix can conveniently wake up at the appropriate time. :) Anya looks up from a book. "That's a good idea." Ru: you find something behind a nearby store. ok. N`Mor yawns slightly, nodding to Trent as he tucks some green stuff into his mouth. Ars: cost me anything? ru: go inside and ask about it. Ch`Dith looks interestedly at the book Anya is reading.... Trent kickstarts his bike and drives off to do so, driving sanely so as to not get pulled over or something. Ru`ach goes inside, then. "Hello? I want to ask about that trailer in the back..." Ch`Dith reads the title on the cover. Trent: You get some stares, but nothing out of the ordinary for you. *muttered* "I hope the cops don't remember some of the other stuff I've done in this place." Kasia watches Ru`ach and ponders a long distance bit of mayhem Anya puts the book down. Maeryn flies back towards the group, muttering about annoying drunks Ru: a small man, slightly taller than Vander but a lot bulkier, steps forward. "What about it?" Ch`Dith looks down at it, then back up. "Sorry. I did not mean to be rude. What is this book about?" Trent ponders someone being shorter than Vander, chuckles. "Umm... I've been looking for something like that. How much do you want for it?" "It's nothing much, really..." "Two grand. You got a way to tow it?" scratch that... "Twenty grand. You got a way to tow it?" "Just a western I'd picked up in El Paso, nothing major." Ars: can the bike handle that? nope yay. Ru: That's what the truck is for. ;) you'd need N`Mor's rig to move it Kasia wanders a little closer to the store where ru is getting the trailer and gives him an itch in his hair just like fleas Kas: ru == she grin Kas: s/his/her :) Ch`Dith [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Ch`Dith[catv6150.extern.kun.nl]) Ars: Can I get hold of him? Arsenal so? ars; and danke.. Kas: I doubt you can even see the store she's at. Trent fills up the Tarantula's tank with CNG, pays for the fuel and rides back to where the vehicles are parked. Del Rio == Big City Anya looks long and hard at the book, and tucks it back in its bag. well, taht is what you get when you don't bother to give me a setting dearie. Ars: Can I get hold of him? ru: your bike has a radio, right? s/him/N'Mor/ dohyeah... *to Store Person* "Yeah... I need to radio for him. He's gonna pay for it, too." >%) *chuckle* Maeryn approahes the city and sizes up a few potential snacks Ru`ach goes outside to radio N'Mor. N`Mor graks. ;) *into radio* "N'Mor? N'Mor? Come in? Large Cow!" Ru`ach runs. Kasia just sits down until she finds out what is going on or gets dragged somewhere N`Mor 's ears perk as he hears the crackling in the cab behind him. He slothfully gets up and opens the door, reaching for his two-way. "What is it?" "Hey! Lare Cow! You there?" +g Trent winces Ru`ach helps Anya hops down from the jeep, and paces back and forth a bit. Kasia practices her little tricks with a stone, something called juggleing? Kas: TKly juggling the stones? Maeryn spots a cozy looking couple walking along a street and follows them quietly ars; trying to at least.. more likely failing.. *radioed* "If I wasn't here, we wouldn't be speaking. What is it you want, annoying creature?" no, not failing. Anya ponders a chess problem, working out the moves in her head. N`Mor mutters... humans. ;) *radioed* "I got you a trailer. Come tow it. And bring 20 grand. I'm not paying for that." Kasia looks around and continues playing the stones and quick hand movements so as not to give away that she is not actually juggling Trent parks his bike, walks over to N`Mor's rig and sits down on the back. N`Mor groans quietly. "Where are you?" Ars: name of store? Vix OOC wheees. Kasia ooc ponders sleep.. got a lot to do.. but the game has barely started Shadur [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has joined #Rifts Shadur is now known as Ch`Dith *mutters* "if the bishop intercepts the queen, it's a loss..." DAMMIT! whu'happen? comp froze up. had to hard reboot. I miss anything much? Ru: North Del Rio General *radioed* "Some store called North Del Rio General. Hurry up. It's hot and I'm not going to wait too long." Maeryn sings softly and listens as the female starts chattering about cows. Ch`Dith grumbles... That CD is history. Ch'D: Just me calling N'M a large cow multiple times. :) not really, n'mor is going to get trailer, 'ats about it. Anya mutters some more, while pacing back and forth. Okay... let's get this show moving... Ch`Dith looks at Anya. "What troubles you?" Ch'Dith.. well.. Mae has found a young couple to torment ;) okay... let's skip ahead a little.. "*radioed* Yes, yes. I get there as soon as I can," says N'Mor, and then hangs the handset back in the cradle, starting the rig up. Anya looks up..."Oh, working out a chess problem. It's something I do when I'm bored." Ru`ach stands and waits in the sun. Out of boredom, gets The Book from the back of the bike. Reads through. "Ah. Do you also play Go?" "What's Go?" I do play a mean game of Red Light, Green Light... :) Vix wakes up, sits upright, and blinks several times. Trent jolts as the truck starts up, grabs a hold of the frame. N`Mor skips ahead, yadda yadda, forks over 20 grand. Kasia [~telosphil@DLL2B303-46.splitrock.net] has quit IRC (you can't play if you have no idea of your suroundings dammit... arsenal can go stick it where the sun don't shine for ignoring my questions) That was cheery Muchly. Maeryn sings a more enticing melody, giving the young man the urge to drag his female friend in the general direction of N'mor as her cow talk gets annoying Incredibly. yeah... considering I was typing in my response as she was leaving. :P "Like chess, It is a board game, although it involves only black or white stones." okay... skipping ahead a little... "Hmmmm...I can't say that I have. Would you mind playing with me sometime? +" you're now gassed up and on the road north to Worth. Trent rides along, helps with the trailer, helps load, yadda. "I would be honored to." Ch`Dith teaches Anya Go, plays chess/go with 'er, also yadda Assuming all of our stuff fit in the trailer Anya yaddas as well. :) Ru`ach attempts to memorize some spells. No yada. :) +d Vix blithers incoherently to himself, just much faster now, and yaddas. ;) a day and a half into the drive... Trent looks around at the little convoy, radios. "I'll take point." Ch`Dith: you spot a Coalition APC moving westwards, about three miles distant Maeryn catches up to the group as they're driving off, mutters about the darn cow being too fast and ruining her fun... yaddas too Anya radios back "Alright. I'll take the rear." Ru`ach attempts to drive while really bored. Trent oocly pokes Ch`Dith Maeryn flies alongside the cow, glaring at him frequently He's alive.... I think. okay... Ch`Dith dives, skimming the ground. Trent: you got a radar on that bike of yours? Ch`Dith .oO(Coalition patrol, three miles away) Ars: direction? north N`Mor glances sidelong out the window at the faerie. Anya watches the dragon react stragely. . o O (What's...Oh shit.) Ars: Nope. Just my vision. Ch`Dith .oO(Directly ahead of us, heading west. I suggest we hold here.) Trent swears under his breath. . o O (Have they spotted us?) Ch`Dith keeps an eye on 'em... Doesn't the dragon have a radio? ;) that he does... I was just about to remind him Old habits die hard. :) Maeryn notices the cow glancing in her direction and sticks her tongue out, holds her hands up to her ears and wiggles her fingers, making a face at him N`Mor: Radios can be detected. +by the CS. So can broadcast thoughts ;) Ru`ach listens to the Jmes Bond theme cue. :) Yes. I'm aware of this... this is less hearable just in case they're scanning radio frequencies +a Ch: if you look closer, you can see two escorting SAMAS units broadcast-mode telepathy is fairly shortrange. N`Mor snorts at the faerie, hitting her with a puff of hot air. Trent slows down and stops the bike, pulling on his helmet and searching for the APC with the optic system. Ch`Dith .oO(Also two SAMAS units. I don't think they spotted us yet.) One of the SAMAS suddenly peels away, heading south... right at you. Maeryn yells and flutters away Ch`Dith .o(Scratch that.) Anya stops, grabs the armor and starts putting it on, just in case. thge SAMAS is headed straight for Ch`Dith . o O (What's going o-- shit!) Vix OOC idles. Call me when I need to come in. :) Ch`Dith lands next to anya's jeep, humanforms, gets in the side seat. Trent spots the glint of the SAMAS, swears, and pulls out his shoulder cannon. Hold, scratch that if he's seen me already.... Ch`Dith stays airborne, makes no hostile moves -- yet. Anya throws on the last piece, gets both rifles in grabbing distance. Maeryn perches on top of N'Mor's truck, plotting Ru`ach ponders stopping/heading the other way. Ch: the SAMAS pilot fires a burst at you. Ch`Dith dodges . o O (Ch`Dith, tell the others not to fire unless we're fired on...nevermind) Ru`ach consoders it damn seriously now! er... considers pilot rolls a 10+5 for strike Ch`Dith rolls a 14+2 to dodge Lucky. ;) very Ch: roll initiative pilot rolls a 1. :P Ch`Dith executes a tight flip, dodges narrowly and unslings the plasma rifle on his arm. dogfight! %) 12 NM~: yeep Ru`ach takes a deep breath, tells herself she's an idiot, and stays with the group. Ars: Can I see the SAMAS? Trent: you can see a glint in the air. Ch`Dith .oO(*to the grunt* That was not wise.) ch: first action? Fire plasma cannon roll to strike Wonderful. Good thing this monster rifle is scoped. 16 how many attacks/melee you have? 3 SAMAS dodges... he rolls a 13+10 (As HTH:basic +1) SAMAS has 5 that was one attack... "I am an idiot. I am an idiot. Ani tipsha. Ani metumtemet. [insert same in Japanese]" second attack. Ch`Dith fires again 11 SAMAS rolls a 7+10 to dodge... yer shot goes wild. This... is getting nowhere fast. Trent tries to sight in on the SAMAS in the scope of his Shoulder Cannon. (how far away is the damn thing, BTW?) Trent: I figger they're about a mile away, at ~10K feet third attack? Ch`Dith pulls around, emitting a blast of flame at the SAMAS 14 Hmm...within range. Barely. I think I'm firing next melee. SAMAS attempts to dodge... rolls a 2+10 takes damage... damage? 9 MDC okay... Fourth attack... SAMAS fires again Anya gulps. he rolls an 18+5. Err...nevermind. I'm not in range. *ow* Ch: take off 30 MDC Ch`Dith can't dodge, doesn't. Yelp. Fifth attack, the SAMAS flies past you, and banks around behind you. Ch`Dith takes the blast full on, roars more in fury than in pain. roll initiative SAMAS rolls a 2. :P 11 Trent swears and lights his jet pack, burning towards the pair. Ch`Dith corkscrews and dives Trent: it'll take you one melee to get there. Glad I didn't sell this thing. Maeryn flies toward the commotion Ch: the SAMAS follows you. *nod* Understood. second action... Ch`Dith waits until he spots Trent heading for 'em, levels out and suddenly shadowforms in mid-flight. Ars: There, or within a mile total? the SAMAS flies right through the Shadowform.... Think Star Trek-esque cloaking effect, only black Ch`Dith reforms behind him and fires. would flying through the shadowform do any damage to the SAMAS? Nope. nonmaterial. *nod* okay... you fire... Ch'D: go a little faster, and you have the Picard Manuver *runs* roll for strike, +2 OTOH, while he's in the shadowform he's visually blind. 14 +2 ch: he flew right through it... Ch`Dith *patpats* his fave die. he doesn't see you... takes full damage I know, but for a split second he's blind. 17 MDC Ch`Dith has one blast left on this thing before he needs to recharge it.... how long does TW recharging cost? okay... SAMAS pulls up, attempting to loop behind you Ch: none. Ch`Dith doesn't let him, fires again doesn't it say how much PPE is required? 6 yeah, I've got that written down. 12 PPE IIRC the SAMAS is in mid-turn, fails his dodge... 6 6 3 3 2 Total from 5d6 : 20 the SAMAS is also thrown off-course. Fourth action, the SAMAS turns to fire Anya shakes her head... Fifth action, he fires at you. he rolls a 5+5... Ch`Dith dodgesn't, can't because of the range, only half the shot hits you... take off only 10 MDC Trent: yer in range to fire. roll initiative SAMAS rolls 17 Trent rolls a 6 Ch`Dith doesn't even acknowledge the scratch, recharges the plasma cannon and returns fire Hope I do better shooting; I'm firing wild. (init 12, BTW) okay... combat goes SAMAS, Ch'Dith, Trent Hold that... I'm going straight at 'im. SAMAS is still concentrating on Ch`Dith... he fires, rolls a 3+5 Ch`Dith dodges Obviously not related to Malik. 19+2 Trent: do they teach SAMAS pilots basic target-shooting? :) okay.. Ch`Dith dodges... Ch`Dith almost casually flips a wing and rolls around the incoming fire, still coming in hard. Trent: your action? Anya slides out of the jeep, grabbing both rifles, and walking over towards where the rest of our party is on the ground. Trent levels the Shoulder Cannon at the SAMAS, and grins for a moment before pulling the trigger. The recoil makes him go backwards a few feet. roll for strike 9, firing wild. you hit him.... roll for damage 90 MDC! *ow* Ru`ach gulps. Tells herself she's suicidal. Heads toward the fight. woohoo! rock and roll! second action,... SAMAS fires at the dragon again, seeing as how the dragon's closer Anya yells to Ru. "Not yet, not yet!" rolls a 14+5 Trent ponders radioing to the SAMAS. Ch`Dith notices the assist, automatically sideslips to adjust his angle of attack and give the helper a clearer firing angle Ch`Dith dodgesn't Ru`ach halts. "Why not?" okay...take off 40 MDC Can ye fly? (btw, what *is* Ch`Dith's MDC?) "Because...if that SAMAS doesn't come back? They're gonna send everybody else out looking for us." currently 241 out of a total 311 *nod* Ch: action? Ch`Dith flies on straight through the incoming slugs, taking some damage but not slowing down 'k... Trent: action? "Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. For a second there I thought I just *might* live 'till my next birthday. But with those guys...." Ars: am I close in enough to try and go mano y mano in some midair grappling? Ch: next action, you will be Trent gets a really evil idea. Aims for one of the wings on the SAMAS. Fires. roll for strike plus whatever bonus that scope gives you 18, before you ask. No bonuses; I can't really aim while flying around. Ch`Dith fires a plasma blast at the shoulder carrying the railgun *oohh* SAMAS did not see that coming... takes full damage to one of the wings. Heee. Trent: roll for damage 60 MDC. That wing's gone, methinks. Trent: If the GM says "add a bonus" you don't complain, you add the bonus. Ch: scratch that... Trent: it is. the SAMAS starts spiraling earthwards. Trent chuckles maniacially. Ch`Dith folds his wings, follows it down. "Yeah, I know. But its the way the Coalition works. We're damned if we do, and damned if we don't. It's not fair, but the Coalition seldom is." the SAMAS is attempting to stabilize himself with a wing missing.. Ch: you're now close enough to go mano y mano w/ it... do you? Ch`Dith has *NO* intentions of giving it the time to do so, latches onto its back *nod* that's yer third action... Trent: yer up Ars: yeah. Basic bearhug act. ... or dwagon hug in this case. just remember, a wrong shot, and you hit Ch`Dith. "Yeah, well I might as well help, then. I'm not that eager to see them die." . o O (Especially Trent) >%) Trent realizes now would NOT be a good time to shoot at the SAMAS, slings the Cannon and draws his chainsaw before cutting the jetpack and plummeting after them. Who says I have no sense...wait, don't answer that. Fourth action: the SAMAS fires his thrusters into the dragon's chest. Ch`Dith .oO(*to Trent* I have this one. See that the other does not interfere.) Ch: take 14 MDC off. Anya smiles. "I think they've got that SAMAS pretty much under control. At least I hope so...I'm more concerned about that troop carrier." Ch`Dith takes 7 off if that was fire damage. Trent: you up for a 4th action. Ch: it was... I forgot about that. Trent blinks. . o O (Okay, if you're sure.) "And what happens when it goes after them. We should go help them." Trent cuts the jetpack back in and scans for the second SAMAS that he had forgotten about. Ch`Dith is only slightly more scorchable than the hothead cow. Trent: you see the other SAMAS incoming. "Well, do you have some way of getting up there?" fifth action... Oh goodie. Time to get the cannon back out. SAMAS pulls the same trick. N`Mor only takes kinetic damage from fire attacks. %) he rolls a 6 for damage... take off 3 *to Anya* "Well... sort of..." Trent: switching weapons will be yer last attack? "Sort of?" Ars: Ja. lessee... this is the third melee round or just the second? Okay... Ch: third N`Mor leans forward on the steering wheel of his rig, watching the fireworks. Trent slings the chainsaw and pulls out the shoulder cannon again. at least, roll for initiative for the third 15 Trent does so...17 total. SAMAS #1 rolls an 8, #2 rolls a 6 "Sort of. Up, down, that's it. We have to get under them first." combat goes Trent, Ch`Dith, SAMAS #1, SAMAS #2 Anya thinks. "Well...what's the passenger count on that? +" Ars: how high up are they? *radioed* "Bad move, skullboy." He aims for the head of the second SAMAS and fires 14 Second SAMAS attempts a dodge 3+10 he takes damage. I'd HOPE so. roll for damage "Depends. How much do you weigh? I mean, nothing personal, but if yer too heavy, it's me or you." Trent rolls, grins. 80 MDC. Gee, I like this rifle. *ow* Ars: how high up is the fight? +into the air Ow, You Railed me in the Head! the head of the SAMAS disappears in a cloud of metal, gore, and energy Anya smiles. "A little over a hundred. My friends didn't call me 'beanpole' for no reason." the headless unit falls to the ground, it's pilot dead Ch`D: Plasma, but yeah. Heheheh. %) ru: fight's @~10,000 feet Trent's at a lower altitude, I think oooooh.... aaaahhhh. . o O (Well, that worked.) "I think I can manage both, then. If not, I'll go." Ch`Dith squeezes with his arms and legs, wraps his tail around the SAMAS' leg, and bites into the feeder lines coming out of the back of the SAMAS head. 11 "Shall we ride, then?" ch: roll for damage "Let's do it." Hmm...and now for the APC. Ru: what's yer plan? Ars: something hopeless. Damn. 4 MDC. Ars: So's Ch`D and the 1st SAM. Ch`Dith bites down and yanks his head back, ripping out several cables as well as the ammo feed to the railgun. remaining SAMAS fires his thrusters again... rolls a 14 for damage, take off 7 Ru`ach isn't realizing how hopeless it is, tho. :) Ars: Has he stopped descending yet? Anya shrugs, insanity is catching. :) Ch: he's being held by you in mid-air, IIRC Trent: yer up. second action Trent looks down at the dragon/SAMAS midair collision. Mentally shrugs, before looking for the APC. Ars: I'm latching on to 'im, not holding him up. ah... he's still falling, and you are, too, if you're not trying to stay airborne at the same time Maeryn [Amiga@nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Maeryn[nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net]) Ch`Dith continues chewing his way through control cables and circuitry emerging from the back of the SAMAS helmet. Ars: I'm not. I'll let go when we're less than 100 feet above ground level. the SAMAS attempts to fire his thrusters again... but due to the damage done, they don't fire. third action: Trent: you spot the S Ru`ach glances at Anya. Speeds up to as fast as the bike'll go. Arsenal drops an anvil on his typoist (10 to strike, btw) Anya hops in the jeep and follows Ru. Trent: you spot the APC about half a mile away... what looks like a Juicer is stepping out of it, accompanied by a handful of skeleton-like robots. Trent remembers the railgun turret on the back, tries to plink it as he's descending. Err...new priority. Trent decides to blast the Juicer or whatever. Trent: roll to strike 16 okay... Don't dodge, don't dodge, don't dodge.... well, you did take him by surprise... blindsided, if you will... Juicers are surpriseable? they are from that distance. roll for damage =D Aww, only 70 MD. ;) I want that gun! Trent idly wonders what he's going to do when he runs out of ammo for this thing. Don't we all. :) what's it fire? Ru: Nothing personal, but you prolly couln't lift it easily. N`Mor mutters something to himself, and throws his rig into gear, rapidly gaining on Anya's jeep. Ars: Oversized Naruni plasma cartridges. ah... Trent: that's where magic comes in. :) ch: yer up N'mor: stupid humans? *shrug* It weighs 30 pounds. Kasia decides to follow... Trent: I could manage it long enough to fire. %) You can give me the gun. :) N`Mor bats his eyelashes. Vix OOC has to go around 12:30am EST, BTW. If Vix doesn't show up by then, d'oh well. I'll have to do it next session. :P Kasia . o O (I'm sensing a psi inside that APC... I think it's a Stalker.) N`Mor slams on his brakes. ch: yer up... . o O ( Great, we're all steak. ) N`Mor nearly jackknifes the damn truck. Ru`ach eyes JR on ICQ Ch`Dith [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Ch`Dith[catv6150.extern.kun.nl]) ch: yer close enough to the ground to drop him. Ru`ach, Anya, N`Mor: Get yer own. *d'oh* Okay... SteveM [~slider@ptp83.ktc.com] has joined #Rifts 'lo Steve 'lo, Steve Wow. You summoned him. Mitchell! Hello, O great leader. :) 'lo Stevicus well, Ch did say he was gonna drop the SAMAS when he got w/in 100 feet... Vix: yeah. I messaged him on ICQ. :) Ars: whose SAM be this? so he drops the damaged SAMAS Ru: Heeeee. :) Trent raises his KickAss Rifle [tm] in salute to the leader type. Steve: random generic. Trent beheaded the othe SAMAS in one shot. Steve: Umm...we had a little encounter. :) "State of the art... bang-bang!" the SAM doesn't take the landing easily... Ars: BTW, what happened to that Juicer or whatever I shot at last turn? Incandescent vapor? third action... Trent: his armor took the damage. *squish* Next. Wow. N`Mor throws his rig back into gear chanting "I hate 'Stalkers, I hate 'Stalkers" over and over. he's wearing some sort of stylinzed DeadBoy Trent squeezes off another round while chanting his "Don't dodge" mantra. the Juicer's onto you now... attempts a dodge "Ru, at hayevet lihiot hachi metumtemet sheyesh. Tov, at po, aval..." Whee! 19. he rolls a 13+12 Boy am I glad I'm rolling well. It's a bitch to fire while flying. Damn. so he dodges... shot takes out two of the bots, tho . o O ( *gulp* we're all steak. Nyet, we're all atoms... *gulp*) okay... Ch'D split. :P Trent swears at the presence of the Juicer and puts away the cannon in favor of his chainsaw. Ch`Dith flame-bastes the SAM. he rolls a 15 to strike Ch`Dith [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has joined #Rifts scratch that... DAMMIT! remoo. Flame broiled dead boy, only at Burger King, where you can have it your way! Ch: while you were out, you tossed the SAM to the ground... *snicker* good news: I tagged the source of the crash and it won't again today. mmmm. I was just about to have you fry him... want to go with that move? Ch`D: Ja, good news that is. I wanna McSamas Deluxe! %) .. yes. s/Samas/SAMAS N`Mor quickly catches up to Anya's jeep again, creeping up alongside and beyond it. okay... roll to strike Anya mutters something in Russian that sounds suspiciously like a prayer. Vix: Hee! Ch`Dith hovers over him in the classic 'Bahamut' pose and lets loose a torrent of flame 8 (if its lower than the 15 I rolled, go with the 15) Anya watches N'Mor pass her. Okay, everything's gonna be okay, really, really, really. okay, 15 then. }8=> SAMAS is too damaged to dodge, but attempts it anyways rolls a 5 N`Mor ponders running OJ down. %) roll for damage Trent ponders the fact that he was going to do a Sephiroth schtick on the Juicer, 'cept with a chainsaw instead of Masamune. go n'mor! Providing that the APC doesn't swiss cheese my rig. Ars: every second we were high enough for a crash to be avoidable I was chewing on control circuitry in that thing. 12 MDC Mmmm Mmmm Good! Wiring. Part of a balanced breakfast. okay.. SAM attempt to fire his forearm rockets... blasts his arm right off... lotsa minerals :9 does 8 MDC to the SAMAS Whoops! He's gonna feel that come morning Trent: Fourth action NM: if'n he's still alive Ch`Dith_ [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has joined #Rifts Marv Albert's Greatest SAMAS Bloopers of All Time! %) Ch`Dith is now known as Shadur Shadur [shadur@catv6150.extern.kun.nl] has left #Rifts " DAMMIT!"? Trent cuts out the jetpack and tries to do the Sephiroth schtick on the Juicer, 'cept with his chainsaw. Ch`Dith_ is now known as Ch`Dith Trent: ... roll to strike 10+7 =P Juicer attempts to dodge I'd hope. he rolls a 3+12 He *better* dodge. Diamond P Sports presents: "....And They Walked Away, Part 2000." O_O roll for damage .... *silence* ..... Ow. Anya stands impassively...and the impossible happens yet again. 20 MDC +...something for falling? double damage for falling Whee! That's gonna leave a mark.. all over the place. the Juicer's armor is now useless. Ars: Is that SAMAS still moving? Ch: he's still alive, but needs medical attention. Ch`Dith lands on top of the SAMAS armor with a jarring thud and tears the helmet off. Dr. Ch'Dith to the REEESSCCCUUUEEE! Or not. %) Trent: fourth action? Vix: wait and see. Anya stops thinking about her death long enough to wonder whether they're going in the right direction. Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Trent[obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com]) fsck. It's Crash Night! it's contagious tonight. :P okay... Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has joined #Rifts the SAMAS looks up at Ch'Dith... ....ow. "What are yoy waiting for, dragon. Kill me." Trent: yer up. Ch`Dith looks straight in the man's eyes. Say "okay." and kill him! %) Trent idly notes that he's standing on top of an APC with a Juicer and a buncha Skelebots for company, grins. give him a wet, sloppy kiss Trent swipes at the other Juicer, glad to be back on his feet. Trent: exactly, that's why I'm trying to figure out where we're going. Roll for strike 15+7 Juicer attempts to dodge Ch`Dith . o O (By your ways, I should. That attack was uncalled for. You attempted to kill me.) he rolls a 5+12 N`Mor figures we're less than a quarter of a mile away now, Anya? 19 MDC..fun Juicer is dead... great, great. Let's go boot some head. Anya: have you not learned anything? %) Okay, Trent... last action this melee... Ars: Just out of curio, how many skelebots are up here with me? 4 Ch`Dith then touches his talons to the pilot's face and concentrates, letting healing energy pour through the man's body. armed w/ CV-213 VFL rifles I have learned two things. First, the Coalition is scum. Second, get in the first shot. :) Is the hatch on top open? Anya: %) That SAMAS suit is disabled beyond functioning, right? the SAMAS pilot stiffens, then relaxes... "You ... healed me? Why?" ch: yes Trent: yes the main turret is turning to fire on you. Trent grins, jumps down through the open hatch. *ow* Okay... o/~ Dead Boys that are pelting your armor, SAMAS that fire past your head, daemons rising from hell fire, GIVE THEM A BOOT TO THE HEAD o/~ Ch`Dith opens his maw and speaks in his normal, rumbling voice. "Because your way is not mine." Trent: you are surrounded by a dozen deadboys. Figures. Are we there yet? half of them are wearing heavy armor, the others are wearing light ones. Maeryn [Amiga@nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net] has joined #Rifts Anya: yes. And the dwagin channels Kosh and/or Lorien. steve: care to handle Kasia for this fight? o/~ Boot to the head, boot to the head, boot to the head o/~ Well, on the plus side, they'll hit each other if they shoot. Ars: hmmm.... tel couldn't make the gig? Ch`Dith removes the pilot from his armor and sets him on his feet. she did... N`Mor swings his rig around in a wide arc to approach the APC alongside and make some Dead Boy pizza. Alright, let's rock n' roll. she kinda got a little confused about what was happening... okay, then. Let's. Steve: she pulled a Meet at the first time someone lagged with an answer. ...why did "End of the World" cue up? hrrm... live vers of Rush's "2112" came up on this CD... interesting *snicker* Ars: Is it my attack? Trent: leaping in was yer last attack... take 5 for a minute... Ah, that's what I thought. and yes, Anay, yer in firing range of the APC Anya, even Trent gets the feeling that his armor's going to be taking a beating shortly. Ru`ach is too? *hope* +, Ru: *nod* Anya smiles. N`Mor mashes his pedal to the floor, and the rigs rolls up to 100mph easily. He grabs the handset from the cradle. "N'mor to Trent. You may want to move soon." the rest of the team is nearby take 5 while I toss JR Kasia's charsheet Anya is feeling a lot better, that nap helped. N`Mor watches Alien on HBO+ ...and the antibiotics. Trent 's reply can barely be heard over the...well commotion puts it mildly. "Can't. Busy." Anya will brb... "*radioed* Unless you want to pose as a new hood ornament..." N`M: he's *inside* the APC Oh. ;) Trent quickly wonders WHY THE HELL he jumped *into* the APC, banishes that thought. N`Mor boots himself to the head. *sh-ZOOMP!* Ru`ach grabs an ion pulse rifle. Prays to no diety in particular. Ch`Dith turns to look at his comrades in battle, then turns to the pilot one more time. N`Mor retcons his idiocy. Bad cow. Ch`Dith . o O (Do not interfere in this fight again) Ch`Dith spreads his wings and leaps to the air, heading for the main event "Like I can go anywhere in this damaged suit." Ars: Just out of curio, (well, actually a bit MORE than curiosity) are these guys holding their rifles? I wouldn't think there'd be room to use 'em, personally. Ars: I pulled him out of the suit and smashed his sidearm. Trent: the rifles are slung... hold on a sec Trent sees something about sidearms or vibroblades coming on. b Trent: well, sidearms are a given... brb N`Mor sees a ripoff of a certain scene from Blade coming on. ;) they all have C-18s drawn. only with less undead things. NM: except with a chainsaw... and there's a *lot* of scenes in Blade that would match this. Oh darn. Fortunately (for me) they'll probably hit each other if they miss. Arsenal attemps to get an idea of what's going on... Anya grabs both rifles, her gun, and her survival knife, prepares to go. b N`Mor doesn't know what he's doing now. ;) now, Trent is inside with a dozen deadboys. Ars: do we know this? Vix wanders the wastelands for no real reason. Trent is in the middly of a dozen deadboys inside of the APC. There are some skelebots standing on top if anyone is so inclined, and there are weapons on the exterior of it. N`Mor runs over Vix? Anya, Kasia, Ru, Ch`Dith, and N`Mor are outside the APC, IIRC. Correct. Who'd follow me? Ru: you don't see him anywhere nearby. outside the APC are 4 Skelebots... Ars: do I know that he's inside, tho? Ru: no, you don't. Oh, jolly. :) Arsenal idly wonders who's gonna call for actually stealing this thing first.... Dibs. Dammit, Shad, you always get the good parts! Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has quit IRC (Read error to Trent[obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com]: Connection reset by peer) And let's be honest, who *hasn't* been thinking of that? Ars: we're prolly gonna blow it up anyway... Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has joined #Rifts 're Trent Ars: Stealing it was part of the idea. +behind this lunacy Trent: yes... but has it been easy so far? should I roll for iniative yet? Ru`ach blinks. Thinks. Er... maybe not. Let's steal it, then. Err...I should hope not. Anya helps. good Ch`Dith OOCly hears Javert's Suicide come up... this one's appropriate on so many levels it's barely even funny anymore. }8=> I'll be surprised if I have more than half of my armor left after this. Ch'D: gotta love that song! %) Anya puts her headphones back on, finds Eric Clapton. "Change the World." + okay... Ch`Dith rolls 5 for initiative.. guess the lucky streak couldn't keep anyways. I'm prolly too far off right now anyway. we gonna handle inside the APC, or outside it first? Trent rolls 12, +4 9 Ru`ach rolls 14 + 1 Grunts roll a 7 . o O (good thing these guys are just squishies) o/~ Who is this dragon / what sort of devil is he / to have me caught in his claws / and then to let me go free? o/~ Trent wonders if they have grenades on 'em, getting another bad idea. Arsenal finds himself not have a Generic Grunt sheet on him... hold on... Ch'D: No[tm]! Remind me to whap you later. Trent: yer *inside* the APC... what *wouldn't* they have? Trent: another rousing game of Hot Potato In A Confined Space? Ars: No, I mean on their web belts. N`Mor: Mebbe more like, "Lets see how many pins I can pull." On second thought, that's a very bad idea. Ru: Like I said, it was massively appropriate. agreed. okay... Trent: and your char takes enough time to come to that second conclusion? since this'll prolly only take a few seconds... Trent: roll initiative 16 + 4 Grunts rolled a 7 This is gonna make a mess Grunts only have 3 attacks/melee... Trent has 5 *OW* Trent: first action. Trent grins and pulls the pins out of 3 plasma grenade on one of the grunts. Kasia rolled an 11+6 three of the grunts fire... they roll a 14 "Okay. Have the cleanup crew ready! We're gonna need them full force here! Yes, have them bring blood removers. There's expensive carpets there." Looks like Trent's not the only insane one in there. Hmm...should I even try dodging? Trent: depends on which way you move. Ru`ach skips past Goodnight Saigon. Trent tries dodging out the hatch. roll to dodge 5+11 (I love absurd bonuses) heh you nimbly move out of the way as three plasma grenades go off along with the laser fire. Heee. ow. Trent cringes. you are now back outside, and surrounded by skelebots ... and ow. Too bad I'm not pyrokinetic. Coulda fooled alla us there. Hmm...out of the frying pan and into the fire, as it were. Trent lashes out at the closest skelebot with his handy chainsaw. ...unless it's not my attack. Trent: it's not Ahh...nevermind then. all outside, roll for initiative Vix [fnord@dialpool0356-pri.voicenet.com] has quit IRC (Read error to Vix[dialpool0356-pri.voicenet.com]: Connection reset by peer) 16 Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be going back in there? Ru`ach watches Trent dive out. Resists a yelp of surprise. 19 SteveM points at Kasia's roll of 17 total? 14 + 1 Vix [~kurt@dialpool0356-pri.voicenet.com] has joined #Rifts Should I roll again? Skelebots roll a 3, looks for bonuses Trent: yes 17 Vix OOCly hits his computer. *grumble* 11+4 OOC: Ohwell.. I've gotta go anyway. *wave* Vix [~kurt@dialpool0356-pri.voicenet.com] has quit IRC (Leaving) cya, Vix Ch`Dith eyes the jet of flame erupting out the hatch just behind Trent, sees him now surrounded by bots, goes in a power dive. Trent imagines a satisfying gout of flame coming out, wonders oocly if the other grenades chain reacted. Trent: they did... ow at least a few of them did, at least Anya grins evilly. Ars: that much high explosive going off inside the armor can't be good for the APC... Trent involuntarily winces. Good thing the hatch was open, then. The APC may bot be too screwed up. Ch`D: Well, plasmas are more or less Uber-Napalm, so *shrug* Ch`Dith OOCly gets a mental image for that, sees a big tin can basically going "pop" ch: Fortunately, it's confined to the main cargo compartment. combat will run: Anya, N`Mor, Kasia, Ch`Dith, Ru, Trent, Bots If nothing else, the troop compartment is going to need to be re- upholstered. Alright. okay... N`Mor wonders if the 'bots are on the ground or atop the APC? first action: N`M: two on the ground, two on the APC Called shot to the head of the nearest skelebot. with what weapon? The Wilks. that the rifle or pistol? rifle. 'k.. roll to strike 18 KillJoy- [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has joined #Rifts 're KJ okay... you do it damage... KillJoy- twitches. roll for damage Trent [~KillJoy@obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com] has quit IRC (Read error to Trent[obica-2-140.mdm.mkt.execpc.com]: Connection reset by peer) 16. KillJoy- is now known as Trent Okay... N`Mor: yer up N`Mor really hopes Trent notices a multiton rig barrelling down on him at high speed... ;) N`M: trying to roadkill the skelebots? Trent's on top of the thing. N'Mor: Well, now I'm standing on top of the APC, so probably. Lucky him, then ;) N`Mor points the snout of his rig at the 'bots on the ground and guns it. N`M: you got a Pilot skill for that Rig? Mu. Hu. Ha. Ha. Ha. Is that stake fender still on it? like Pilot: Truck? ch: yes yep oooh. okay... roll under the percentage. ulp. 33. Yay. %) roll for damage! I'll apply the roadkill damage to both Skelebots that are on the ground 100 MD %) *ow* *ska-runch* well, the one is dead... the other is heavily damages -s+d Not the one! *chuckle* N`Mor watches the grill go crunch as well. And the Skelebots do their impression of armadillos A stake grill? I'll have mine well done. Okay... Kasia, yer up Trent chuckles, wonders if N`Mor is going to leave his new decorations on the grill. *chuckle* Kasia'll attempt to fry some skelebot circuitry. Namely, on one of the ones up on the APC roof. Hrmm... mount a skullhead on the hood ;) okay... roll to strike N`Mor's first roadkill. :) SteveM rolls a 1 [1] *ew* you completely throw off the pass. That'll leave a headache in the morning SteveM SCREAMS and boots his rollscript Ru: yer up Steve: use real dice. :) Ars: isn't Ch'D? Kasia, on the other hand, moans as the backlash hits her. d'ohyeah Ch: yer up Ch'D: leave some for me? ;) Ch`Dith passes low over the APC, humanforms in mid-air and lands face-to-face with one of the skelebots, firing his plasma cannon. +from point blank range roll to strike... +2 for point-blank That should hurt... 15 +2 yes, it should... roll for damage, and *2 "Greetings." *BLAM* point-blank *hurts* 16 *2 = 32 Trent suddenly ponders his KickAss Rifle [tm] at point blank. Shudders. Trent: that's scary. you aiming for the head, or just firing in general? head. ow *ow* 'course, that hurts too. the head is almost nearly slagged. Ru: yer up Okay... what's left for me? "almost nearly" ? Ch: Skelebot heads take 40 MDC. Ru`ach really wants that $250k TW disruptor gun right about now (not that I didn't before ;)... there's still the the skelebot on the ramming grill, and the two on top of the APC. plus the APC. Ru`ach fires nice big Ion Pulse Rifle at the one not on the APC. roll to strike 20! Woo! *WOO* roll for damage... Wai! :) *2 "Nice shot, dorobo." Err... add burst to what I'm doing... I'm braindead tonight. okay... *wince* that'd be the listed damage *5 and you're shooting at the one on the front of my truck? Eeek. ;) roll for damage... 1 6 3 5 5 4 = 24 * what? *ow* 120 MDC damage... Do bots need to check for knockdown or something? I imagine losing like 80% of the structural mass of your head would cause some balancing problems. the thing's toast... *2 for the 20, and what else? %) N`Mor watches the 'bot get plucked offa his grill. * 3 for the burst. whee! NM: take 9 MDC off the grill dat sucker is dead. Trent: yer up. NM: Sorry... (NOT!) >%D Ars: shouldn't it be * 3 * 2 = * 6? Then again, it's all academic Trent aims a slash at the neck on the other Skelebot on top of the APC. (the one with the head not smouldering) Trent: roll to strike bot rolls to dodge Trent rolls...eew. 2+7 Ru`ach suddenly gets a flash to "Going in to get your gun, huh?" "I like this gun." ;) 16+6 N`Mor takes impact damage off the grill too. *chuckle* Okay, smoking skelebot fires it's VFL at Ch`Dith... it rolls a 5+2 Ch`Dith tries to knock it away Ch: Parry? or dodge? 15 +2 to parry/dodge parry. *nod* you parry the blast no problem. parry w/ the gun, I hope. other skelebot pops it's vibroblades Ars: I think he was parrying the gun, not the blast. I'm standing in its face. Parry with foreclaw, currently arm. 'k the APC fires one of it's lasers at N`Mor. it rolls an 11 Hmm...methinks I'll have to do something about that. N`Mor: take off 7 MDC... (terrible damage roll) You go talk to the driver. me and the gang can handle these two. Second action: Off me, or the rig? Hmm...good idea. NM: off you Anya, yer up for action #2 Okay... N`Mor blinks, what, it shoot through the window or something? ;) N`Mor shrugs. Ru`ach boogies to Only the Good Die Young... %) NM: laser cannon mounted on the side. . o O (Outta da way, Ch'Dith!) Called shot to the head of Ch'Dith's bot. with the same rifle as before. Ars: I mean how it hit me. :) Anya: Ch`Dith's in too close... he can't move before you make the shot N`M: .... yes Then I'd better aim good? he's blocking the bot from your view Arsenal drops an anvil on his typoist *chuckle* Anya: yes. damn, okay, then, I'll go after Trent's buddy. now now, don't go blowing his head off. Aww. ;) N`Mor ducks okay... roll to strike Awww, but it'd be fun! %) 13 +4 Ch`Dith . o O (*to Anya* I have this one) bot doesn't see Anya taking aim, doesn't dodge. roll for strike -strike+damage Arsenal drops an anvil on his typoist Ru`ach awws. There won't be what to shoot at by the time it's my turn. :P 12 . o O ( I see that. Give him a one way ticket to hell for me.) Ru: Bah, someone in the APC is still alive. ;) N`Mor: yer up N`Mor: That's where I come in. >;] What Trent said. Ch`Dith . o O (*to Anya* Done. *to Kasia* Try to diable the driver or the gunner of this thing! ) . o O (You got it, Tall, Dark, & Scaly!) *chuckle* Ars: might as well pass. Not much I can do but climb out of my rig and waste m'turn that way 'k... you climbing out, then? Ru`ach whats Steve for even *thinking* of that. Chuckles.... er.. whaps or just sitting out the rest of combat? N`Mor pulls his rig to a halt and slides out of the driver's seat, grabbing his vibrosword and rifle. 'k Kas: yer up Kasia attempts to stun the APC's driver, if she can see him. she can't... but she does know the exact location of the driver? she ever studied where everyone sits in a Mk V APC? no, but given how the vision blocks are set up, it's not too hard to figure out... see pg. 199 true... she attempts to mentally stun one of the drivers? let's try that roll for strike ok, she rolled an 11 he attempts to save vs. psychic attack... rolls a 16... he gets a headache, nothing more Ch: yer up SteveM rolls a 1 1 1 3 [6] ... that 4d4 roll was pitiful. if it goes through, he's stu-- forget I said that. Ch`Dith used this action to parry, didn't he? Ch`D: Parrying is free Ru`ach builds a tower of dice occly. :) Ch: parry is automatic for those skilled in H2H Ch`Dith then removes the remains of the skullbotskull backhand? 11 plasma shot. roll for damage no way it can dodge 21 It goes, methinks. that's another skelebot that's !functioning. Ru: yer up Hard to miss with what's basically an anti-tank weapon from pointblank either. Any left for me, or just the APC? There's the one by me... there's trent's bot. Trent, watch out. Same gun, burst. okay... roll for strike 19! Trent's going to have a word with the driver about the shoddy in- flight movie. good... roll for damage . o O (Ch`Dith, hold the fort and tell the others not to blast the APC. I'm going to take out the crew) Wow, Ru just filched DS's yaga s/yaga/juju/ Ch`D: Flight? Anya mugs Ru for her juju. Ch`Dith . o O (Will do) Ars: What's the difference? 3 2 6 3 4 5 = 23 %) Flight, drive, whatever. N`Mor wants his juju back Trent: yer action Anya hands it to n'more. Ru`ach is keeping this juju! Trent: yer up... action? Trent jumps down the hatch again and dashes forwards towards the crew compartment. okay... Any survivors, BTW? the compartment you just dropped into is char-black on the inside... Figures. Ch`Dith OOCly cues the Warcraft II hidden track. most of the men were fried inside their armor by the time the internal halon dispensers dowsed the plasma. the halon's dispersed by now.. Rifts Natural Highs: Watching many Deadboys die horribly. :) ... and the halon took care of the rest? there's a door up near the front. Wheefun, *cringe* Ch: in that compartment, yes. the armors are, for the most part, only slightly damaged... Damn, we're brutal. the pistols are slagged. Trent walks forwards and pounds on the door. "Excuse me, I'd like to make a complaint." going topside for a moment, Skelebot #4 is still active... And the rest of the gear...well, we'll just have to see about that. it turns to slice Ch`Dith Whose action? the skelebot's... ahh. :{ it slashes at Ch`Dith... it rolls a 9. Ch`Dith dodges 18 +2 the Skelebot lands on the ground beside the APC the APC fires it's main gun at Ch`Dith... Roadkill perhaps? Trent: nope... it landed on it's feet. Ars: It can aim there? I'm still standing on top of it. Ch: it Ars: nonono, suggested fate. Ch: it's been aiming right at you the entire fight. it rolls a 9 to strike Shad: the railgun has 360degree rotation. Ah. Ch`Dith hasn't got any dodges left IIRC. Ow. s/gun/guns/ %) it fires a dual burst... ow. *OW* *wince* A double kiss of hypervelocity depleted uranium. take off 30 MDC *blink* That's *all* ? How much can Ch'D take?! Ru: low roll. Fsckin' sh*t! Okay... Action #3... who's got actions left? Me. Ru: Put this way: I'd have been worried if that had been more than 200 MDC. No, Ch'D. I mean he lost > 200MDC, IIRC... Ich. Kasia doesn't N`Mor hasn't :P I lost about 120 up to now. Oops. Miscount. Ch`Dith takes the blast full in the chest... and doesn't even stagger. Ch: an hour to regenerate, tops. Right? Ars: 45 minutes. he's a dragon. he's got unholy nat MDC :P Trent: you hear a yell from the other side of the door. "INCONCEIVABLE!" N'M: Yes, I have *pause* noticed that. Anya: yer third action? Ars: Head of that skelebot that just hit the ground. 'k strike? Ars: If that's who I think it is in there, can I whap ya? %) that's ONE UNHAPPY GUNNER. Ru: it ain't Vecini... Anya woohoos. 20. single shot, or burst? Ars: Aww. :( ;) You can burst with a laser rifle? Ru: It's only someone who's channelling him. Anya: if it's an assault laser rifle, yes Anya: Ja. Alright, then I'll do that. okay... Damage * 6 burst is 3 shots, *2 for Nat20 17 so, 102. that skelebot's done for.. Ch`Dith wonders about the kind of mind that can get in a state where you're yelping in shock and still use a word like "inconceivable" okay... Ch`Dith: you have actions yet? Ru`ach steals N'Mor's juju back from Anya, *** Log file closed: 5/16/99 1:34:30 AM *** Log file opened: 5/16/99 1:35:03 AM Arsenal [~tabrock@cs3-5.ban.ptd.net] has joined #Rifts N`Mor whaps anya. No shooting the GM. well... Sorry, I didn't know he was standing behind that skelebot! :) okay.... That sucked. remind me to kill Anya later.... Anya whistles innocently. in the meantime, Ch, I believe you still have actions left this melee? Ars: If the others don't first? Steve: *nod* Okay... since there's no more targets outside the APC... this melee's over. Ars: Wasn't that dodge my last? Ch: I think it was... anyways... Trent: you're inside at the door to the command room... Trent kicks open the door to the crew compartment, brandishing his chainsaw. The instrument lights shine strangely off of his helmet. "Don't surrender. Please. Give me an excuse to kill you all." *** Log file closed: 5/16/99 1:38:24 AM *** Log file opened: 5/16/99 1:38:42 AM Arsenal [~tabrock@cs3-5.ban.ptd.net] has joined #Rifts Trent blinks someone remind me to kill Calc later Anyways... re Ars Trent: you see six men and a woman sitting at consoles. 're Ars Trent kicks open the door to the crew compartment, brandishing his chainsaw. The instrument lights shine strangely off of his helmet. "Don't surrender. Please. Give me an excuse to kill you all." Ch`Dith slidejumps down the side of the APC and kicks in the door nearest to him. the one who appears to be the ranking officer pulls out his C-18 N`Mor watches Ch'Dith break his foot instead of the door? ;) N`M: *chuckle* Ars: He armored? Trent: No... Ch`Dith OOCly is still a dragon even in human form. That means I still kick, hit, and breathe fire like a dragon if I do so. can't imagine kicking a foot of steel in being easy. %) Ch: the doors have ungodly MDC... Trent rolls his eyes inside his helmet before quickly striding over to the officer and punching him in the face Ch`Dith could conceivably kick in a bank vault, but it'd take a lot of time. Ch`Dith makes a dent in 'em. Maeryn [Amiga@nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net] has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Maeryn[nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net]) Trent: full force punch? or restrained? 9 MDC. Trent hears the door ringing. . o O (Ch`Dith, don't do that. I've got it under control) Trent: full force. We want to see blood! N`Mor figures the main doors have at least 100 mdc. N`M: that's what it looks like Hmm...I don't really want to kill the guy. Restrained. (so insdead of 1d4+25, it's "only" 1+25 >;] ) *only* 26 points of damage Ch`Dith hauls back for another punch, stops. well, guess what... heehee I killed him? Whoops. the guy was a wimp... Trent punches clear through the guy's skull? Shoulda chopped his arm. 9 SDC, 12 HP whoops. ow splat Hmm...coma so far. "Let that be a lesson to you all." "Nothing says lovin' like bodily harm." the others in the cockpit pull out their sidearms, and drop them on the floor. then they raise their hands in surrender. *snicker* so we just basically went through an entire platoon of armored troops, two SAMAS units and a bunch of droids like a psychotic blender, you pop in with a chainsaw and he actually pulls a gun? Eesh, Darwination, thy name is Trent. Trent slings his chainsaw. "You might want to get him some medical attention. Good, I'm glad I don't have to do that again. If you'd gather all your personal belongings and calmly proceed out the hatch..." Ch`Dith notes that he's the only one of the crew who's actually been hit more than once and he's not even moving slowly. "Exits are located two to the front, two to the sides, and two to the rear." Ch: the others were smart, and stayed back behind the lines. "For your own comfort and safety you will make no sudden moves within sight of the dragon." . o O (They're coming out now and they're unarmed.) argh Ch`Dith . o O (Understood. Are you hurt?) "Thank you for flying Coalition Airlines." One of the troopers moves to apply first aid to his commander. . o O (No, but I broke one guys face.) "So, what'll you do to us?" Ch`Dith .oO(How badly?) Anya listens in, *winces* "He'll live, no thanks to you." . o O (Erm...quite. He might survive." Ars: that from the one inside or an outsider? -" +) Ch: the one inside. "Keep them covered. I'm going inside." Ch`Dith goes in, eyes the commander for a second, then kneels beside him. "Sorry. If it's any condolences, I didn't mean to. As for the rest of you, you're not going to be hurt." the ranking trooper outside, an corporal, turns to look at the assembled team... Anya trains the rifle on the people coming out. "Who's in charge here?" he asks. Trent walks outside before the peope. Ch`Dith lays a hand on the man's head and closes his eyes to slits... "You are needed outside. I'll take care of this." N`Mor scrapes bot parts off of his ramming grille. "We need somebody to be in charge?" Trent looks around, sees nobody else volunteering. "Er..I guess I am." the corporal looks at Trent. "Oh, shit," he mutters under his breath. "What do you plan on doing with us, Juicer?" Ch`Dith breathes out softly as shadows skitter across the unconscious man, clearing away blood and healing injuries. "I'm assuming that you have survival kits in there?" Ars: three helpings of healing force, totaling 11 HP and 9 SDC CH: that'll work. We could make them walk back to Lone Star, naked? the man wakes up. "Get away from me, *freak*." Ars: that medicguy still inside? Anya: I was planning on them having supplies and water, but yeah. Knock him out again %) Ch: yeah. "You're awake! *thwock*" %) The medic looks at Ch`Dith, mutters a "thank you," then goes to rejoin the others outside. Ch`Dith looks steadily at the man, eyes darkening until the dragon inside is clearly visible. The gaze seems to penetrate his whole being and stare straight at the soul undeneath the corporal looks at Trent. "That we do." Ch`Dith then nods politely. "As you wish." Ch: He's of scrupulous alignment... Ch`Dith then retrieves all sidearms lying around and motions to the commander. "I believe your presence is required outside..." Anya lowers the rifle, seeing that trent has everything fully under control. "I don't know why we even bother with this." "Well, we can't just shoot you guys in cold blood. So, you can have as much food and waters as you can carry, and we'll let you go. I think the nearest Coalition outpost is in Lone Star; I suggest you head there." the Commander glares at Ch`Dith, then heads outside. Ch`Dith follows him outside, catches the last of that speech. Anya walks up to the side of the APC and touches it. "How ironic." "One of your SAMAS pilots also lives, about a mile to the south. I suggest you pick him up." Trent glares at Kasia. N`Mor pulls a skull-shaped 'bot head from his grill, and peers to where the radiator was puctured slightly with a sigh. Ch`Dith looks at the Melter. . o O ( Because we are not them. ) "Thank God for small favors," the commander growls. "Let's go, men." He turns to face Trent. "I won't forget this, Juicer! You're on my hit-list now!" he leads the remains of the platoon away. "Oh, goody." "Yeah? You're on mine, too." *grabs gun, shoots* Trent shakes his head and chuckles before pulling off his helmet. Anya examines the remains of the skelebot that she shot, wonders if there's anything salvagable from the mess. "So, do we have anyone who can drive this damn thing?" "I can hardly wait." N`Mor tries to stop up the spurting hole in the rig's radiator. Anya looks up. "That could be a problem." Ch`Dith looks at his injuries, some of which are already fading into nothingness. A few minutes later, a man wearing a Coalition uniform, insignias torn off, approaches the team. He's quite young, and barely out of his teens. Ch`Dith looks at 'im. Ru`ach moves toward Trent while staring at the man. you recognize him as one of the soldiers who was in the APC. Anya looks at the new arrival. . o O (Nice ass...) N`Mor ignores most everything else as he makes hasty repairs. Kasia eyes the arrival coldly. He staggers up to Trent. You can see he's been cold-cocked in the head... he's swaying from side to side, and he's sporting a black eye and several bruises. Ch`Dith OOCly rolls... Regen time required: 25 minutes. Trent looks over at the new arrival, notices the lack of insignia. "Geez, are you okay?" SteveM looks inside the arrival's mind, checks to see if he's lying "I ... will be..." s/SteveM/Kasia/? Steve: nothing unusual, except for an apparent lack of Coalition brainwashing Anya goes back to poking through the remains of skelebot. Trent raises an eyebrow. "You de-enlisted, didn't you?" Ch`Dith also checks his intentions, then if he's clean. lays a hand on 'is shoulder and lets the ole healing force flow. "Called the old man... a ..." Ru: yeah hrmm... how fast do PPE regenerate anyway? "a cold-hearted bastard." "Good for you!" Anya looks up again... "I take it the beating was for revealing official state secrets?" Ch: 5 points per hour of rest, or 10 points per hour of meditation Trent can't help but smile slightly. "I can't say I disagree, from what I've seen." Ru`ach notes OCCly that as soon as the Dwagon levels (after this session), she's no longer needed... Ru: for wot? Ru: Arguable. Ru: why? Steve: At L3 Dragons get spells. need schmeeded +ed "Something like that," he mutters. "I came back because I know how to drive this thing. You treated me decently so far." Ru: So? You got more spells than he does? N`Mor isn't needed. ;) Anya smiles, then looks in the distance. Ru: nobody "isn't needed" Ru: I *really* limited the number of spells I got. You bring more to a game than simple spell-casting ability... And you're not Meeth so you *should* know better than assuming that a char's main ability is all there is to it. Ch'D: Yeah, but sitting and idling when something happens ain't fun. :P Maeryn [Amiga@nrwc-sh5-port42.snet.net] has joined #Rifts 'lo Mae *B flat 7*, Mae Mae: Make a note... Ru gets an adventure all her own in Season Two. :) Ru: you're no more useless than me ;) Or me. N'M: That's making me feel sooo much better... %) Ru: Or me when I'm out the Plow Anya wanders into the APC. Ars: Er... I do, actually. ;) Ru`ach smiles at the new arrival. "He's a nice guy. Won't do anything unless you really have it coming." N`Mor manages to patch up his radiator leak, and fuses the 'bot's head to the hood of his rig. Ars.. this an adventure she and I have discussed or a different one? Mae: *ehn* doesn't matter. :) Mae: that one. :) N`M: Roll for Auto Mechanics Another one won't hurt, either. :) Ch`Dith OOCly returns to IC after this touching moment. }8=> 67. The leak springs again. %P Ru.. we'll start with that one Mae: yeah. And maybe another if I survive. :) N`Mor curses, and plants his hoof firmly against the bumper. *CLANG* Ch`Dith after several minutes of concentration, pulls away his hand again. All bruises are more or less !there. Anya walks back out of the APC and pokes Trent. "Think the jeep would fit inside somewhere?" methinks the APC should carry all the cycles and the jeep... Ars: I was gonna say, I think one of our merry band should learn to pilot the thing as well. . o O (I'm going to get in trouble with Steve for this) "Well, we're glad to have you. This is the rest of our team..." *he introduces everyone to the newbie* maybe after tearing out any seating Anya: Well, seeing as how I'm levelling.... Ch`Dith nods in greeting. Arsenal: *Trent* ya gonna ask the kid for a name? Yeah, it'll be a while before I'm close enough. :) N`Mor: Seating? Like in the troop compartment? .;} Ars: btw, what's the pilot's name? "So who are you?" Well, if Meeth still wants to play, we have a new char for 'im. }8=> "Rick Henkerton...." Ru`ach points at Trent. Vorlon! all together now... "Hi Rick!" "Hi Rick!" "And you are?" Ch: I think Rick should stay an NPC for now.... "Yeah, I forgot that, didn't I. I'm Trent Harris." "Kasia." "Ru." "Anya Morchenko." "I am Ch'Dith." "Anette!" *runs* o/~ M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E o/~ "The Minotaur over there working on his truck is N`Mor. He's kind of irratible right now, though." should we call it a night, and have everyone rondevous at Worth next session, when Kei takes over as GM? *to trent* "Don't forget Ru." "*muttercursegrowlinsomelanguageyoudon'tunderstand*" Sounds good. scrathch that. Ars: I'm for that Yeah, good idea. Kasia mutters something in Japanese Arsenal magically fixes N`Mor's rig before then, N`Mor rolls 30, fixes it himself. ;) Ars: Sounds good to me too. Mae: remind me to roll up Rick Henkerton for you before next week, 'k? Ars: have Calc get the bot in here... Ru: *nod* hrrm.... call the bot "Prozac"? :) ooh. *HARM* Yep. Ars: %) Hell no We could do the pregame stomping on the bot. welp, we're done? Guess so. ohyeah.. as the GM.. I'd like a couple of eachr characters' deepest desires Ch'D: naah. No fun. 'till next session, I guess... Mae: Ooof, you're evil. ohyeah... hrrm.... Anya.. what I do now? Mae: I'll whip 'em up sometime.. and finish Ch'Dith's background. Well, I'm grounded from IRC until Wednesday, so anything anybody wants to say... Reed's will prolly be to meet Bogart. :) Mae: When a GM asks for something like that, you run and hide. I'm learning well. Mae: Sure.... Oh crap. SteveM envisions some kind of Deadlands-esque harrowing sequence. Anya.. well.. that would depend on the response.. if yer deepest desire is to be chained to the back of a hoverbike and driven through rosebushes.. yeah.. run and hide ;)) -) Actually, in all honesty, it's not a desire but a burning curiousity. hrrmm... Reed is a Crazy, he's also a Private Eye... The mind boggles Ohh dear. and..."Be careful what you wish for, it may come true." seems to be applying here. eep Ars: No wonder he wants to meed Bogey %) Ars.. his is easy.. it involves twinkies ;) That and "Curiosity kills the Kat." Mae: *LOL* Ch: *nod* Ars: does he dress in the standard 40's grungy private dick garb? ;) I didn't say any of you would get these things N'M: What would you think? NM: Not yet... Bah. %) Anya ph33rs Mae. :) Ru`ach doesn't. at least, I hadn't envisioned him wearing anything other than normal "street clothes" and his Gladiator armor. Ru`ach works with Mae, reducing risk. :) N`Mor ponders a Crazy trying to fit a fedora on that bolted noggin Ru did not get bit. :) Anya.. thankyoumuchly.. I'm flattered :) N`Mor: Almost as bad as fitting an optics helmet on a Minotaur? Anya: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, run like hell. %) N`M: heh. Trent: Bat, that's easy. ;) Ru: That's prolly even more dangerous... Now you *think* you know what is going to happen. err, bah Mae: How many desires you want? Trent: duct tape does wonders %) Okay, gang...my grounder is starting to torment me, so... Steve.. how many you have? Cya, kitty Ru`ach waves cya, kats bye kats If you have anything to say to me, say it now, or hold your peace until wednesday. at least 2 for each character or email, I'll still be checking email. night kats N`Mor will tell Mae later.. when he thinks of them. They'll prolly be boring, though ;) Mae: 1) to meet Bogart, 2) to have the MOM implants removed from his head. in that order Trent is definitely going to have to think of something weird. Isn't that, well, lethal? Ch: *nod* N'Mor.. what.. no female cows to catch yer interest? Ch`Dith has two figured out already, will mail 'em in detail. Anya is gone. Anya [katster@wasteland.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU] has quit IRC (I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical...) Ch: like she said, she didn't say it'd actually happen ;) she did say to hand over the desires... didn't say anything about feasability of 'em Mae: N'Mor's the only one of his kind on the planet. Doubtful. ;) Ch.. cool.. thanks.. you have my address? N'M: *nod* N'Mor.. yer assuming this is where ye'll stay? Mae: uh, no actually... just that o'yer hubby. mutant cattle and minotaurs are similar, but not the same why don't you all mail em.. keili@cyberzone.net Mae: anywhere else is doubtful too :) Mae: Ru's desires... hmm... Magic, fame, fortune, and a certein, rather muscular guy. ;) shore ru: *chuckle* better get the guy quick... he's living on borrowed time. Ars: noted. Still has 7-ish years, tho, no? I've been playing N'Mor a bit too noble for an unprincipled character. Ahwell. ;) 5-7ish More like 5-6ish ahh. still. if any of the desires include another character from here... that could be interesting ;) Mae: that it could Mae: Kasia's. That's easy. :) yeah... Ru: Out of my head. Arsenal still can't seem to get that wedding scene out of his head... *BLINK* Vix presiding over the ceremony. Ru`ach thinks of the other part of that desire.... Shuts up FAST. Ru.. I kinda had that one planned already ;) Ars: What wedding scene? steve: the one Steve and Kasia are headed for, I think. :) N'Mor's primary desire would be to, y'know, go home. Beyond that I can't think of anything offhand. ;) ...*ow* what da sneck? call it a gut feeling... N'Mor.. no exceptions just 'cos yer special.. I want 2 from you too Trent suddenly ponders himself in a tux. Starts laughing uncontrollably. someone forgot to tell the groom? hokay Mae: I wasn't thinking otherwise Steve: picture it... Trent: Try a dwagon in a tux. Ru`ach ponders a shreded tux. %) N`Mor isn't special here. So there. yay Ch`D: Bah, you can shapeshift. Kasia decked out as best as she can Steve dressed rather uneasily at the alter Ars: .... there'll be radiation poisoning. Maeryn can't picture herself in a tux.. or anything else either and Vix presiding over the ceremony. GAAAH Ru`ach ponders herself in a dress. Stops. AIEE! N`Mor might wear a tie if you ask nicely. N'Mor.. just a tie? Why did Lady in Red just get stuck in my head? %) N'Mor: but nothing else besides pants? got anything with a 32 inch neck? %) Trent might show up, if he's still alive. ;) heh Ch: i have this nasty image of a Bovine Chippendale dancer. ;) if any of you see anyone that's not here.. please mention I'll be needing a coupla desires for their characters too NM: *whap* NO! N'M: Easy enough. go bug Henry Rollins's tailor. ow %) Do that, and you're a steak dinner for a whole city. Maeryn makes a note to look for stats on a bovine chipmunk ;) N`Mor peers at Mae. Mae: are you *sure* you want to know Vander's desires? Ars.. yep you're positive? eep! Ars: $5 says kasia features in this. Ch: Bah, the last ones that tried that ended up being the barbecue themselves ;) Ars.. his are no more likely to become reality than anyone elses Middle Earther supermodel but I want to know what they are N`Mor likes his Deadboy medium well. semi-fireproof dwagon going mano y mano with pyrokinetic minotaur. Tomorrow, live, on ULTRA! N'Mor.. you don't eat raw meat? Trent likes his little funeral pyre in the APC N'Mor eats no meat ;) Steve: she's prolly an Elf maiden... and been in the business for a few hundred years Ars: yah and doesn't look a decade over one hundred? Ars: For elves that's an eyeblink. N`M: prolly not. ohyeah.. if there's a person involved in the desire.. a description would be nice too Mae: Bogart... 'nuff said. As a matter of fact there is, in a way... noted. N`Mor tries to imagine what a female of N'Mor's species would be like.... ~~%) tho he would settle for Thomas Magnum or Scooby Doo. N`Mor snickers... Thomas Magnum ;) Trent imagines a session with Scooby N`M: You remember "Magnum, P.I." right? GAAH Ars: yeah ;) well.. yeah.. if it's a known person of sorts.. but if we're talking about a desire for some love slave or something.. or yer ideal woman/man... Arsenal hasta go... Cyas moo cya, Ars and someone kill Calc tonight, 'k? nite Ars he's on Chundernet 'night Ars Ru`ach waves *** Log file closed: 5/16/99 2:45:34 AM